Archive for September, 2007

Too Little, Too Late For Native Americans

September 26, 2007

I was reading various headlines today and came across some shit that is just a little too late:

“Nike is aware of the growing health issues facing Native Americans,” said Sam McCracken, manager of Nike’s Native American Business program. “We are stepping up our commitment … to elevate the issue of Native American health and wellness.”

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We could have used this shit during the Trail of Tears, mothafucka!

Given various corporations’ treatment of the Native Americans in the past I am surprised that Chief Wahoo did not end up on these suckas.

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Aren’t there bigger issues facing the Native Americans than obesity? Last I heard alcohol was a big deal. Shit, if they are becoming obese than I would have to state they are assimilating like a motherfucker. They are becoming more American and less Native. Did they have any obese Native Americans back in the day before they got jacked? The lucky Native Americans get these at a wholesale bargain priced $42.80.

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You see gentleman, these savages have wider feet than you and I. We give them a few pairs and look like humanitarians. Now, back to that situation with the Asian child labor.

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Shelter

September 22, 2007

I was hiding for a good month underground while the whole Ye vs 50 shit worked itself out. To be honest, I thought it was a sign of the apocalypse. I kept a diary of my month underground which I will post soon.