Reign Of The Tec 2

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I want a sequel to “Reign Of The Tec”. it is simply the illest. The Beatnuts chose a great line to create a song around, gave it an even greater impact,  and fucking ripped it. Get Sadat back in the studio and have him drop a fresh and updated 2k line to replace “John Wayne couldn’t even stand the reign of the tec.” Who doesn’t get amped up by that song?
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What would fit best?

Colin Farrell couldn’t even stand the reign of the tec.
Nahhh. The great thing about Sadat’s line is that it attacks an American icon. True rebel shit. Farrell is just a pill poppin’ Irish drunk.

Tom Hanks couldn’t even stand the reign of the tec.
A better line for Tom Hanks would be the classic Tupac rhyme “lookin’ like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick.” Never really tried to come off as a tough guy. Of course the cat who hopped around on a giant keyboard in Big couldn’t stand the reign of the tec. Neither could my grandma, it ain’t that impressive.

Jamie Foxx couldn’t even stand the reign of the tec.
Not an icon. Will forever be tied to Ray Charles. Might as well say “Ray Charles couldn’t even stand the reign of the tec.”

Leonardo Dicaprio couldn’t even stand the reign of the tec.
His name is too damn long to fit in a rhyme. What Scorsese sees in him, I don’t know. Daniel Day Lewis made him his bitch in GONY.

Mark Wahlberg couldn’t even stand the reign of the tec.
You would have to sub Marky Mark instead of Mark Wahlberg. He is recognized as a great supporting character but whenever he tries to take a leading role he falls flat on his face. Shooter? Are you serious? Nowhere near Duke status. Did use to beat helpless Asian dudes down in his youth.

Bruce Willis couldn’t even stand the reign of the tec.
Hmmmm. This could be a possibility. He did do all the Die Hard movies and is a big time action star. Macho and what not. No, wait. I forgot this cat is 63 years old and mad pussy. What kinda man lets some 20 year old bang his ex wife and raise his kids? Bruce doesn’t just stand by and watch, he joins in and encourages it. Kinda like me talking shit on my dad now that has two fake hips and is too old to beat my ass.

Right now I would say Bruce Willis is in the lead. Any suggestions?

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Perhaps?

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