Pacman Jones, the fucking nutcase from the Tennessee Titans who catches more cases than Tupac in his prime decided to make it rain at Minx’s gentleman’s club on Monday. He made it rain like Katrina, but apparently it was only for “visual effect.” After Pacman threw about $81,000 up on the stage at the strippers, the promoter bagged up the money and walked out the front door.
“Jones became irate about the loss of his money, and the fact that girls were in a frenzy, picking up the money at their feet,” the warrant says.
That is when the shooting started. Who shot shit up is still in question. Maybe one of Pacman’s weed carriers? Things that make you go hmmmmmm. Who knew that Pacman had a look, but don’t touch policy when it came to his money? It was simply a display, not a giveway! A couple security guards and a lady caught bullets, the police got the 81 grand, and Pacman Jones looks like a fucking cheapskate. If you are going to throw money, common sense would make you believe that you ain’t getting it back. Money for strippers is like motherfuckin’ ants to an anteater- that shit is getting sucked up quickfast. Pacman Jones makes it rain on dem hoes- then he asks for it back!
Today’s forecast- There will be some brief showers at Minx’s gentleman’s club, which will clear up shortly after Pacman Jones realizes he doesn’t make enough money to be giving away $81,000.