Why does Jon Boy make me think of Smeagol from Lord Of The Rings?
Another week of The White Rapper Show, another week of wack rhymes and entertaining reality TV. This episode featured plenty of whining from Jus Rhyme, Just Blaze, and the legendary Kool Keith. The ep began with the group being split into two teams. One team consisted of 100 Proof, Shamrock, and Sullee with the other consisting of Persia, Jus Rhyme, and Jon Boy. When John Brown was given the option to choose what team he joined he opted to go with Persia’s team because we all know he is a submissive kind of guy who enjoys being dominated.
The groups learned that they would be going into the studio with Just Blaze, and they all lost their fucking minds. I think you could tell them they were going in the studio with legendary producer Phil Spector and they would do three blackflips while explaining how he is what makes hip-hop hot. Serch let them know that their goal would be to make a club banger. We all know that Serch knows a lot about club bangers. For some reason I can’t picture Serch stepping in a club in the last decade. However, he will get to judge the groups at the end of the episode despite the fact his dancing has even been mocked by white people.
After the groups split up to write their bangers, the fun began. When John Brown came up with the concept of a song about not being allowed to smoke in the club, Mother Theresa aka Jus Rhyme flipped his lid. Excuse me, but isn’t Jus Rhyme wearing a T Shirt that says AR-15? Apparently, smoking is evil but wearing a T shirt that references a fucking assault rifle is all good and dandy. I started to hope that John Brown would drop some LSD into whatever Jus Rhyme was drinking so he would fucking loosen up a bit. Mr. Goody Two Shoes wanted to rhyme about smoking MC’s and not the ganja. The group openly mocked him and ignored any suggestions he put forth, which was extremely entertaining.
Group two had a much better dynamic and wrote a song about getting women. Does anyone believe that women are actually sleeping with 100 Proof? Shamrock stated that the group gets along so well because they love to share stories about their escapades with women. I can picture it now: